Want to torment someone you hate in the afterlife?…

Floridian death metal pioneers Deicide have released an official ouija board. The Scars of the Crucifix board – named after the band’s 2004 album of the same name – is available to purchase now from Earache Records, and was produced in collaboration with frontman Glen Benton, a man who, lest we forget, once burned an inverted cross into his own forehead. So he’s well qualified for this sort of thing. 

According to Earache, the “Deicide-inspired spirit board is here to help you bridge the gap between the living and the dead,” which all sounds rather lovely, but be warned: possible dangers include “speaking in tongues, sudden urges to headbang, and an inexplicable desire to learn death metal growls.”